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Lost in translation

It is amazing that I can perfectly communicate in what I consider to be flawless, fast, correct German with my classmates (from Morocco, Argentina, Chile, Ukraine, Philippines, Poland, Turkey, Albania, Holland, Thailand, Hungary, Brazil), but seem to be speaking and listening to a completely different language when I try to talk to a German...

Maybe the Germans should join these Deutsch als Fremdsprache (German as a Foreign Language) courses to be able to communicate with me.

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  1. Bob in LANovember 6, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Hahaha Entre student y student, el alemán machucado se entiende :)

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