How many drinks do you need to... ...do a snow angel at 3 am? Cero. ...speak fluent German? One. Maybe two. ...dance to House/Trance/Electro/Pop? Two. ...dance to House/Trance/Electro/Pop without getting bored or tired? Three. ...dance salsa-style to House/Trance/Electro/Pop? Four. Or cero. Who am I kidding. ...insult a girl pushing you on the dance floor? Five. ...insult her looking right into her eyes? Six. ...push a guy who is trying to hit on you on the dance floor? Seven. ...hit a guy who is still trying to hit on you on the dance floor? Seven-and-a-sip. ...yell at, hit, kick and punch said guy? Apparently seven-and-two-sips. Because then you spill your vodka-passion fruit glass. ...be forced out of said fight and driven home? Nine. ...to survive such an eventful night? Ten. But of water.