How many drinks do you need to...
...do a snow angel at 3 am? Cero.
...speak fluent German? One. Maybe two.
...dance to House/Trance/Electro/Pop? Two.
...dance to House/Trance/Electro/Pop without getting bored or tired? Three.
...dance salsa-style to House/Trance/Electro/Pop? Four. Or cero. Who am I kidding.
...insult a girl pushing you on the dance floor? Five.
...insult her looking right into her eyes? Six.
...push a guy who is trying to hit on you on the dance floor? Seven.
...hit a guy who is still trying to hit on you on the dance floor? Seven-and-a-sip.
...yell at, hit, kick and punch said guy? Apparently seven-and-two-sips. Because then you spill your vodka-passion fruit glass.
...be forced out of said fight and driven home? Nine.
...to survive such an eventful night? Ten. But of water.